The Slump Buster

Several years ago Mark Grace, former Cub and Diamondback, was interviewed by Jim Rome. The topic was the slump buster. Basically, the slump buster is for players that are in a major funk. A pitcher that can't get guys out or a batter that is mired in a horrible zero for infinity.

The player will go out with fellow teammates and they will urge him to pick up the ugliest woman in the joint. Then have sex with her. Consentually, of course. This practice must work since it has been employed for many years.

One of the ultimate slump buster cases recently came to a close when ex-pitcher Denny Neagle plead guilty to patronizing a prostitute. After his arrest, his contract was terminated by the Colorado Rockies within 3 days. For the Rockies to terminate the contract of a pitcher, when no one wants to pitch there, is remarkable. It is clear where they draw the line. No paying for slump busters! Get them for free at clubs or hotel bars.

The worst part is that this occured in December. Not during the season. That must have been one hell of a slump.