Attention whore traded to Baltimore, pitcher thrown in deal

The NY Mets traded model/actress Anna Benson and her husband, starting pitcher, Kris Benson to the Baltimore Orioles for reliever Jorge Julio and John Maine. While on paper this appears to be an even trade Baltimore may end up on the winning of this deal.

Baltimore gets a hot looking woman to ad to its city. Which I'm sure can't hurt. It is Baltimore after all. But they also get a decent starting pitcher.

While I'm not against hot looking women. I'm just not partial to the nutty ones. Anna's antics are not of the typical players wife variety. Once she stated that if Kris was ever unfaithful to her then she would sleep with the players and the coaches and bat boys and the dudes that sell beer in the bleachers. Okay, not the beer vendors but she did mention the others.

Now if Kris were to be unfaithful then that should be a problem that they settle between the two of them. She shouldn't bring in the whole team for some crazy assed All Star gang bang just for revenge. She should be civil and do what most women in that position would do. Take all his shit in the divorce. Not that many of the players would turn down the sex though.

Back to the trade. The amusing part of it is that she said this at the press conference, "I kind of feel like we were misled about this as a family," Anna Benson said. "It was a free-agent year. He could have signed anywhere."

Misled? Kris signed a three year contract without a no trade clause. So guess what happens when they want to get a middle reliver, Jorge Julio, and at the same time rid themselves of a "model/actress." That's right, trade them.

The upside is that Kris will have an opportunity to be the number one starter which never would happen in New York. And Anna will probably be the best looking woman in Baltimore since Divine is dead and again it's Baltimore after all.

Note: After reading some of Anna's website I found that they have a home in Atlanta which is where I live. We have plenty of hot women so I'm sure she's not noticed here. So Baltimore will really need her.