They've Got Your Fix

Looks like MLB is trying to be the high-rollin' dealer for the jones we all have.

For the third year, they're auctioning off Ultimate Fan Experiences, putting ticket and suite packages together for sale to the highest bidder. The Rangers' first 2006 volleys are four tickets to April 4 or 5 behind home plate, with valet parking and $40 food/beverage credit; or 20 suite tickets to April 4, with valet and $300 food/bev credit.

Time to sell that kidney.